ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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