Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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