rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I think I sprained my soul last night
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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