Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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