i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
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czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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