Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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