Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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