I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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