He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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