So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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