***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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