this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
