Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
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