There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Dick very happy bro
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Do plants get herpes?
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