Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
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