Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
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