I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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