sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
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