Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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