She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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