if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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