He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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