just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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