that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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