Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
