I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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