I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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