I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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