i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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