So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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