a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Never joke about your clitoris.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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