I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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