I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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