ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Is it because I queefed?
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Will exercising make me less horny?
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