Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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