it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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