Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Holy shit dude........stairs
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