we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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