please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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