I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I think a kid would responsible me up
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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