Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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