Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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