come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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