Small penises have feelings too.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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