OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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