what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
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