You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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