so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
So many bounce houses so little time
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
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