he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
Randomize
