sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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