i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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