We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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