Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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