If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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